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Wednesday, December 17, 2008
   Nothing beats Beloved's call every night. It's like music to my ears and it never fails to soothe me every night before I go to bed. Cheesy, much. My dad (points above) was sucking his fats and trying his best to look macho. You've gotta give him some credits, we can't really see his hideous tummy yknow. What more with him standing at around 1.8m tall. With Abang's cap and his singlet, doesn't he look super adorable. Say hello to Buck teeth (which is me) and Ernie the freak with huge abnormal legs (She's a fucking size 8 mens and I don't think she can even wear ladies cutting) Abang calls it FON; Freak Of Nature. Alright, today I decided to pamper myself with new clothes. And I think we spent a good 67 on 2 piece of cloth, a few accesories, and food. C'mon, you can'T deny it's fucking cheap if you start totalling it up together. I'm just the girl next door. Hello, don't you already know Devil wears prada. So I'll give prada a miss cause I ain't no Cruella. I'm Edlin LAMEXZXZXZX & YES ! There was this really sick and freak incident in the train just now. This philippine guy (I think, I don't know but he looks super philippine) He was coming around and he kept glancing over at Ernie and I. I wasn't watching his dick so I din't know. But I did realise that this weirdo kept smiling in the most spastic manner and he had shades on which is freaking retarded. Anyways, Ernie noticed it. She texted me saying he is pressing down his dick. To my horror (seriously I was horrified, this is not a phrase I put for fun like in essay) he was pressing his bloody dick which was standing upright, down and trying to seal it. It was super sick, I cannot stand it. Sick perv, I hope someone somebody saw your dick off. OMG THAT SOUNDED GROSS TOO EWW EWW EWW Bitch (it's self-proclaimed, mind you & I'm the self-proclaimed Minah Rep) called. We're meeting this Friday for Brazillian waxing WOO I'm fucking excited. She's chopping her extensions off HAHA. OMG I'm going to have squeeky clean vagina in 2 days time ! You might ask what happened to my cute emoticons. Really, I'm just getting plain lazy. Goodnight, Sweethearts. Don't let the bed bugs bite (WTF SO TYPICAL AND CLICHE GOODNIGHT WISH) With love, Nur Edlin Effendi at 9:20 PM
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