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Mister Paper, I love
Saturday, July 18, 2009
My boyfriend is officially #1 Cutest Guy on Earth Boyfriend: eh camne nak buat half-boiled egg eh? Me: You put the egg inside hot water for a while, then when the bubbles stop coming out then you eat laa Boyfriend: okay AFTER EVERY 20 SECONDS Boyfriend: DAH? & then this guy go use stopwatch so 5 minutes exactly can eat his egg Boyfriend: eh got bubbles coming out from the egg -amazed voice- Me: yaa, then you wait until the bubbles stop coming out. Boyfriend: oh really okay I looking Me: NO! you roughly gauge laa. Boyfriend: -exactly 5 minutes later- eh then I just need to crack the egg ah? THIS GUY IS A GONE CASE, HALF-BOILED EGG ALSO DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE. AND THEN, OUT OF NOWHERE Boyfriend: Does it look weird if I sleep in my room but I don't want to sleep on my bed? Me: WHY THE HELL YOU DON'T WANT TO SLEEP ON YOUR BED? Boyfriend: Entah. Dah biasa ah NS WHAT THE FREAKING BALLS -___________________________________-" Go donate to Somalia sudah your bed. With love, Nur Edlin Effendi at 12:39 AM
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